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Greeting cards, gifts and stuff, made in Scotland

Hause and Havers

Your local indie card and gift shop

a proud small business from Edinburgh, Scotland

Hello from Hause and Havers! We’re a small design led business creating humourous greeting cards, prints, mugs and totes - some mildly insulting, some pure deid Scottish, but all designed to make you smile.

Katie is the Scot. Nick is the graphic design ninja. And together we’re Hause and Havers, based in Edinburgh, Scotland.

We love a good font, funny Scottish words, and giving people reason to smile. Have a browse through our full range online - or you can also find some of our creativity in various small retailers around Scotland.

With many Scottish words being lost to the passage of time, Hause & Havers aim is to keep them alive, whilst celebrating the many phrases and words that hold special memories, to those growing up in Scotland and of Scottish descent.

Why 'Hause & Havers'? Hause is an old lost Scots word for hugs. And Havers means nonsense. Hugs and nonsense. Hause & Havers. So here we are. Celebrating the wonderful words of Katie's childhood growing up in 'Fundee', savouring the Scots language and hopefully making people smile in the process.

Wild swimming cards and gifts - made in Scotland

Ye Wee Loony Dooker - greeting cards from Scotland
from £3.00

Scottish wild swimming cards - designed and made in Edinburgh, Scotland

Send yer favourite loony dooker a wee card.

We love dooking. Our favourite spots are Wardie Bay, Edinburgh and Broughty Ferry Beach, Dundee.

Top tips - make sure you wear a bobble hat, and remember to pack yer shivery bite.

Good to Know:

  • Designed & printed in Edinburgh

  • Folded vertically

  • Kraft envelope included

  • Free UK Delivery for cards

  • Safe secure checkout - all orders packaged and sent from Edinburgh, Scotland

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hause n.,v. ~ hug, embrace ~ Old Scots 1800s

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Haver n.,v. ~ talk nonsense, chatter

Celebrate the loony dookers

Chittery bite - A5, A4, A3 wall print - wild swimming prints from Scotland
from £8.00

Packed yer chittery bite? Scottish wall art prints - the perfect gift from Scotland, inspired by the baltic Scottish lochs.

Ah, a wee chittery bite or shivery bite, depending on which coast you’re from in Scotland! The snack you have after a wee swim. Think vending machines in public swimming pool cafes after your childhood swimming lessons! Ours was always a wagon wheel and a pack of beef Hula Hoops.

Designed & printed in Edinburgh, Scotland.

Shipping information
A5, A4 and A3 prints will be posted flat in a strong hardback board envelope, this will ensure your artwork arrives in immaculate condition. Each print will be placed in a biodegradable cello bag along with a piece of strong cardboard, this will ensure the artwork stays flawless until you are ready to hang it (which, if you’re anything like us, might be a wee while as we’re mega procrastinators)

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The perfect cards, prints and stuff by Hause & Havers.

Wild swimming posters and prints

Dook swimmers - Scottish birthday cards for wild swimmers
£3.00

Scottish greeting cards for your wild swimming pals

A wee card for your wild swimming pals. Make plans for a wee wintery dook, or just send them a little hug in an envelope to let them know you're thinking of them.

Dook (Scots) - Scottish. verb. 1. to dip or plunge.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hause n.,v. ~ hug, embrace ~ Old Scots 1800s

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Haver n.,v. ~ talk nonsense, chatter

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Or over on The Twitter - https://twitter.com/hauseandhavers

Dook - greeting cards


Greeting cards and gifts - from Scotland

A'm glad a'm havering wi' ye - funny Scottish greeting cards
£3.00

Anniversary cards inspired by one of our favourite song-writing duos!

Scottish cards for your dearly beloved - inspired by The Proclaimers. Blank inside to write your own greeting.

About our greeting cards:

  • Cards and gifts from a small Scottish business

  • Made & printed in Edinburgh

  • Cellophane wrapped - our wrappers are now compostable in your food bin

  • Olin Smooth Absolute White 300gsm - silky smooth pure white card

  • All card FSC Certified, which means it comes from responsibly managed forests.

  • Posted in hardback envelope

  • British sourced card & packaging

P.S Our cards now all come with brown kraft envelopes - another little change we've made to help the environment.

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hause n.,v. ~ hug, embrace ~ Old Scots 1800s

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Haver n.,v. ~ talk nonsense, chatter

Only 4 available
Gie it Laldy - A5, A4, A3 Scottish prints, Scotland, Scottish phrases
from £8.00

Scottish words wall art print - designed and printed in Edinburgh, Scotland.

Gie it Laldy! Translation: to give one's all, to be very vigorous or energetic

Teal text on a white background.

Details

  • Made & printed in Edinburgh

  • Three sizes available - A5, A4 & A3

  • Cellophane wrapped to protect in transit

  • Olin Smooth Absolute White 300gsm - silky smooth pure white card

  • All card FSC Certified, which means it comes from responsibly managed forests.

  • Posted in hardback envelope

  • British sourced card & packaging

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hause n.,v. ~ hug, embrace ~ Old Scots 1800s

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Haver n.,v. ~ talk nonsense, chatter

Cards for ALL occasions

Whoop dee doo - coffee tea mug - sweary Scottish gifts
£13.95

Funny sweary Scottish mugs for yer favourite wee bevvy. Free delivery on all mugs.

Got something to celebrate? Got a mate starting a new job? Then they need this mug!

Wrap around design. Your mug will take 3-5 working days to print with delivery thereafter. All our mugs are sent using Royal Mail 24hr tracked service.

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Bits and bobs:

- Designed in Edinburgh, printed and shipped from the UK

- Sent in smash proof box

- Ceramic mug.

- Glossy white finish

- Dishwasher and microwave safe

- Free delivery on all our mugs

- Modern typography print

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hause n.,v. ~ hug, embrace ~ Old Scots 1800s

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Haver n.,v. ~ talk nonsense, chatter

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