Happy birthday ye big numptie - funny Scottish greeting cards

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Happy birthday greeting cards for your favourite numptie!

Blank inside for your own greeting to your favourite numptie. The meaning of the word ‘numptie’?! It’s a friendly Scottish insult - a bit of banter. Similar to dafty, silly billy, fool. Remind you of anyone?!

Good to Know

  • Made & printed in Edinburgh

  • Folded vertically

  • Brown envelope included

  • Cellophane wrapped to protect - the Scottish weather is unpredictable so this helps protects against the elements 

  • Olin Smooth Absolute White 300gsm - silky smooth pure white card

  • All card FSC Certified, which means it comes from responsibly managed forests.

  • Will be posted in a hardback envelope

  • British sourced card & packaging

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hause n.,v. ~ hug, embrace ~ Old Scots 1800s

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Haver n.,v. ~ talk nonsense, chatter

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Happy birthday greeting cards for your favourite numptie!

Blank inside for your own greeting to your favourite numptie. The meaning of the word ‘numptie’?! It’s a friendly Scottish insult - a bit of banter. Similar to dafty, silly billy, fool. Remind you of anyone?!

Good to Know

  • Made & printed in Edinburgh

  • Folded vertically

  • Brown envelope included

  • Cellophane wrapped to protect - the Scottish weather is unpredictable so this helps protects against the elements 

  • Olin Smooth Absolute White 300gsm - silky smooth pure white card

  • All card FSC Certified, which means it comes from responsibly managed forests.

  • Will be posted in a hardback envelope

  • British sourced card & packaging

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hause n.,v. ~ hug, embrace ~ Old Scots 1800s

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Haver n.,v. ~ talk nonsense, chatter

Happy birthday greeting cards for your favourite numptie!

Blank inside for your own greeting to your favourite numptie. The meaning of the word ‘numptie’?! It’s a friendly Scottish insult - a bit of banter. Similar to dafty, silly billy, fool. Remind you of anyone?!

Good to Know

  • Made & printed in Edinburgh

  • Folded vertically

  • Brown envelope included

  • Cellophane wrapped to protect - the Scottish weather is unpredictable so this helps protects against the elements 

  • Olin Smooth Absolute White 300gsm - silky smooth pure white card

  • All card FSC Certified, which means it comes from responsibly managed forests.

  • Will be posted in a hardback envelope

  • British sourced card & packaging

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hause n.,v. ~ hug, embrace ~ Old Scots 1800s

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Haver n.,v. ~ talk nonsense, chatter

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